I was walking up the steps to the porch and spotted some black caulking that was bulging out between the step and the wood side. Hrm…caulk…I don’t remember that being there…let me get a little closer…
AND IT MOVED!
Yes, we have magic moving black caulking down here! Get your own today!
I’m going to be rich!
Wait….
This moving caulk strip has a head.
Whew….I’m not seeing things. Just the friendly area black snake…pretending to be a strip of caulking. I stepped over him and we both went on our ways :).