I pride myself on my secret to having face skin. What’s my secret?

Spiderweb facials!

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

And I don’t mean the single strand ones (although if they get on the lips, they count).

I mean the full face, full web, IS THERE A SPIDER ON ME types.

For instance, from this guy hanging out next to the male pig pen:

Big giant spider. (c) Susan L. Marsh

One of the few times when the resident of the web didn’t scurry away to evaluate the destruction of all their hard work (sorry guys…that’s my FACE).

Stay tuned for more beauty tips!